How DOES the Dewey Decimal system work? I've never been able to figure it out.
What the hell is a Eurodollar, anyway, and why would someone trade it?
(The obviously related follow-up question is what the hell is a porkbelly?)
Do people really buy those $800 handbags they sell at Saks? I mean real people. Those who live in Burpingham?
What are the rules for hyphenating last names? I mean, I know David and I could be the Lewis-Smiths, but I'm the only one who is really a Lewis-Smith. David's just a Smith, even though his middle name is Louis. Is that correct? In America? Cause I know it isn't in England. But I don't care.
What is the correct way to scramble an egg? I can scramble eggs, but I don't think I do it correctly.
Am I really supposed to tip the mailman at Christmas?
Whew. I feel better just owning-up to all the things that I don't know.
Oh, I thought of one more:
Does the Ghost Whisperer come on tonight? (Or, the Boobie Whisperer, which is what I call it. That hour on Friday nights is the only time you will ever hear me say to my husband "Will you LOOK at her boobies hanging out of that top!")