Tonight I am left to wonder just what kind of parents:
use the BUMBO seat as a car-restraint system and/or a flotation device
put the baby to sea afloat on an Exersaucer
leave a child at the top of the stairs in their walkers to play Picabo Street
put a cozy plastic bag in the crib for a little late-night entertainment.
Probably the same people who eat the little packets that come in shoe boxes.
I read all of these warnings and I realize that somewhere, someone loaded up the Tahoe with little Betty in a BUMBO or thought to fill the Exersaucer with tea and I am dismayed at the state of the world.