The Scene: The Western on Highland
The Players: The Smiths, Elizabeth and Luther Strange
Act I: The Produce
David: Is that Big Luther over by the fruit?Susan: Yeah. I think so. I wanna talk to him.
David: You're a dork.
Susan: Yeah. I know.
Act II: The Checkout
Susan: (extends hand) I can't believe we put Dum-Dum back into office.
Luther: Yeah. It was a surprise. I appreciate you saying that.
Susan: Yeah.
Luther: It was a bad time to run as a Republican. It's hard to run against a Folsom in Alabama.
Susan: You'd think it would be a detriment. Better luck next time.
Luther: Yeah. Thanks.
Susan: Bye! Merry Christmas. Good luck and everything.
Luther: Thanks!
Act III: The Car
Susan: (extends hand) I can't believe we put Dum-Dum back into office.
Luther: Yeah. It was a surprise. I appreciate you saying that.
Susan: Yeah.
Luther: It was a bad time to run as a Republican. It's hard to run against a Folsom in Alabama.
Susan: You'd think it would be a detriment. Better luck next time.
Luther: Yeah. Thanks.
Susan: Bye! Merry Christmas. Good luck and everything.
Luther: Thanks!
Act III: The Car
David: Are you going to call Pickering and tell him what you did?
Susan: Yeah.
David: You're a dork.
Susan: Yeah. I know.
Susan: Yeah.
David: You're a dork.
Susan: Yeah. I know.
Curtain
2 comments:
Well, dork or not, at least you're cute! Trophy wives can get away with saying lots of things. :)
What if Big Luther didn't know that I'm a trophy wife????? I should probably send him a note or something. :-)
Su
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